Please do this. It would help alot.
Or you could just not revive dead threads.
Trust me the sooner you stop being a shitposter the better.
Speaking from experience here.
I don't think anyone should care about an old thread. Like it tells you with the "120 days" warning, you should just start a new topic. However, I fear that there will just be a bunch of shit topics piling up. See "QOTD" in the off-topic section. Anyway, like John said, there are only like 20 people you actually use this forum actively, and there's still a ton of shit posting.
Anyway, you seem cool Dan, just don't make everyone hate you.