The Big Thread of Jumper Shame

[Vexon]

Should make this thread sticky icky

[Rob123]

And we're back!

Val - aka shiri ga hoshii, aka ehhx, aka guy who spends 2 hours freeze glitching synth C1 to not even get WR (held by the man who initiated this thread, Jondy!)
1st Time Offence - player wipe (including his alts)
Map: jump_synth_a2
Demo Link: http://tempus-demos.s3.amazonaws.com/7/auto-20150905-124805-jump_synth_a2.zip
Online Preview!
https://gfycat.com/ShadowyBoldCassowary

[Kendrick.]

And we're back!

Val - aka shiri ga hoshii, aka ehhx, aka guy who spends 2 hours freeze glitching synth C1 to not even get WR (held by the man who initiated this thread, Jondy!)
1st Time Offence - player wipe (including his alts)
Map: jump_synth_a2
Demo Link: http://tempus-demos.s3.amazonaws.com/7/auto-20150905-124805-jump_synth_a2.zip
Online Preview!
https://gfycat.com/ShadowyBoldCassowary

rofl , nice troll

and good job rob , keep it up \ o /

[Vexon]

 

[catfoosh]

looool

[Rob123]

b k n - 1st time offence, full player wipe + 1 month ban
Map: jump_sync
Demo Link: http://tempus-demos.s3.amazonaws.com/2/auto-20151218-235353-jump_sync.zip
Online Preview:
https://gfycat.com/PerfectLittleFoal

As evident in the following chat logs, b k n had planned to wipe after this. He has not done so. It also means that the normal 1st offence is no longer suitable, so hence the wipe + 1 month ban. Don't think that just because you are going to wipe, that you can exploit freely.

Tempus | (Solly) bkn map run 1:14:55.01 (WR +56:04.15)
Tempus | (Solly) bkn finished the map with rank 6/11!
[S|Baron I] bkn :  gonna wipe
[S|Baron I] bkn :  cause thats really scummy

[Vexon]

lmao

epic baconator

[catfoosh]

HAHAHAA

[scotch]

This thread is back once again, with everyone's favourite TOTH jump race invader...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

zig "carlos" zati - 2 weeks ban + full wipe

Map: jump_huh
Demo: http://tempus-demos.s3.amazonaws.com/10/auto-20170220-064114-jump_huh_b6.zip
Tick: ~153000
Preview:
https://gfycat.com/SparseGrayAustralianfreshwatercrocodile
https://gfycat.com/SmoothConsciousAnemoneshrimp

Glad to see old players returning to jump to keep it alive.

:-)

[Dr. Heinz]

Sick strat

[HyperDan]

ngl I don't understand how freeze-glitching even helps with runs but good to know you guys are cracking down on it

[fishy]

lol dan it makes u go faster with no effort whats not to understand

[Vexon]

ziiiiigerz epic boiyo

[HyperDan]

lol dan it makes u go faster with no effort whats not to understand

I don't understand why that works, as in, how did valve even manage to make it a glitch in the first place

[Vexon]

lol dan it makes u go faster with no effort whats not to understand

I don't understand why that works, as in, how did valve even manage to make it a glitch in the first place

it isnt a glitch