The Big Thread of Jumper Shame

[John]

it's an exploit because you're exploiting the lag generated by the command(s) used since when you freeze you also freeze in place (client <--> server packet transfer is supposedly not working when frozen so the server doesn't know where your placement is and the client isn't sending updates)

so when two rockets hit you while in freeze the client thinks that two rockets hit you at nearly the same time because all the updates from the server start flooding the client at once to resync with the server

(or that's how I assume it'd work)

[HyperDan]

Thanks for the explanation.

[yaboi]

What exactly is freeze-glitching? Is it to do with lag? Is it possible to unintentionally freeze-glitch? i.e. from regular lag you can't control

[HyperDan]

What exactly is freeze-glitching? Is it to do with lag? Is it possible to unintentionally freeze-glitch? i.e. from regular lag you can't control

it's an exploit because you're exploiting the lag generated by the command(s) used since when you freeze you also freeze in place (client <--> server packet transfer is supposedly not working when frozen so the server doesn't know where your placement is and the client isn't sending updates)

so when two rockets hit you while in freeze the client thinks that two rockets hit you at nearly the same time because all the updates from the server start flooding the client at once to resync with the server

(or that's how I assume it'd work)

[fishy]

hyperdan are you hiding i cna't see you 

[Dr Gains]

Unintentional freeze glitching when I had really bad internet:https://m.
Ive now upgraded from really bad to bad...

[scotch]

Back again.
This time a Jump Academy moderator decided to come on over and show us how it's done...

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Kit - 1 month ban + full wipe
Reasoning: Prolific use of freeze-glitching spanning many runs.

Map: jump_cubic
Demo: http://tempus-demos.s3.amazonaws.com/5/auto-20171014-165029-jump_cubic.zip
Tick: ~100 000
Preview:
https://gfycat.com/SorrowfulKlutzyAlligatorgar
https://gfycat.com/HarmoniousUntriedHen

Looks like they need to return to JA and hone their technique!

[Larry]

POW!

[gibus]

lol

[John]

tfw u improve really fast as a jumper and get tempus west respect but then decide to cheat and lose everything

[Vexon]

classic! thank you very much scotch :}

[generic]

oh, thats how you get knight ll. nice

[MEGAWOP.]

ew

[scotch]

In an unsurprising development, known cheater...

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Kate/Kit

...cheats once again.
Representing Jump Academy in capacity as Moderator, they demonstrate a fundamental lack of keyboard and mouse ability by failing to achieve anything, other than a permanent ban and wipe.

jump_bouncehop

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Demo

Tick: from the start
There isn't much to this demo, doesn't miss a single correctly started bhop for the entirety of the demo, roughly 38k ticks or close to 10 minutes. Of particular interest is the strafe level, as that seems to be the biggest barrier to this person successfully completing the map with a cheat program

jump_bounce

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Demo

Tick: 0 - 11000
2 bhops
1 "powerbounce"
32 failed pbs
In roughly 2:50 of keyboard disaster



Tick: 16000 - 211000
Not a single failed pb in 50 minutes of runs

The perfect segue!

jump_maso

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Demo

Tick: from the start
Really enough evidence by itself, poor movement combined with a cheat program = a mediocre set of runs

jump_lithium

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Demo

Tick: from the start
Truly cementing the trackpad movement here, perfect bhops very much struggle to carry them in this run

Happy holidays!!

[Dr. Heinz]

Yikes
Nice one