The Big Thread of Jumper Shame

[donuttt]

oh man.

[generic]

oh, thats how you almost get knight. nice

[obsidiian]

 

In an unsurprising development, known cheater...
...cheats once again.
Representing Jump Academy in capacity as Moderator, they demonstrate a fundamental lack of keyboard and mouse ability by failing to achieve anything, other than a permanent ban and wipe.
...
Truly cementing the trackpad movement here, perfect bhops very much struggle to carry them in this run

Happy holidays!!

It would appear that I chose a damn good day to check in... thanks for making my day scotch

[valix]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

[newjuls]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

death to cheaters

[Boshy]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

I was the one who noticed suspicious times and told scotch. Getting +11 on my maso wr in like 20k ticks (after being unbanned for 2 days) is very very unreasonable for a newish jumper. I didnt jump to any conclusions but the demo looked very weird. At the time scotch was busy with other stuff so there was time to gather more evidence like bouncehop and bounce runs. Lithium bonus wr was the most blatant one because her movement was really bad (not gaining speed from strafing after bhops and bumping corners) and yet she was hitting every bhop for like 100k ticks. I dont see why you would want someone like this in our community and especially after the 2nd offense.

P.S. It felt insulting to me personally because she said she wont cheat again but here we are...

[Shunix]

perma ban all cheaters 

[Dr. Heinz]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

Watch bounce. She cant get past the powerbounce level. Restarts and suddenly never fails it ever again.
And times being bad is no reason not to be banned for cheating.

[reero]

when u hit every single bhop but u bonk every corner in the maze. imagine what the time would be if any player with even basic character control had that bhop script LOL

[Zike]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

On top of what others have said, it kind of sounds like you don't really think that some random bonus times or other insignificant times warrant a ban, or that this is just someone looking for any reason at all to ban her. Scotch has been pretty consistent about bans and such. I was banned for cheating only two bonus wrs (technically more but the rest weren't noticed until later), and there are plenty of others with similar stories. When others have been banned for less than this it's obviously not just someone having a bone to pick with kate, and she also deserves this ban for cheating more than just a bonus wr or two especially when this isn't the first time she's done something like this.

[Starkie]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

[200]

why is yight here

[generic]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

she doesnt miss a single properly set up bhop in this entire 6 minutes of gameplay...

[Starkie]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

she doesnt miss a single properly set up bhop in this entire 6 minutes of gameplay...

this is upsetting to watch, how can you have so little control over your mouse and keyboard

[generic]

Okay, I only watched the maso and bouncehop runs, but this is some hella loose evidence. Bouncehop did look sketch, maso I can't see how that is evidence at all, failing consistent bhops is cheating? Not to mention bouncehop and bounce were bad runs, not even tt, so who even cares? Looks like you really had to dig for this "evidence," which doesn't seem to prove she cheated tt runs, and certainly isn't convincing enough to warrant a ban IMO. And considering y'all don't care enough about cheated bonus times to wipe all of those button cheated times, it's hard to see why you'd care about her kind of suspicious lithium record. This looks like y'all digging for whatever shreds of evidence you can find to have a reason to ban Kit more than anything else.

Trash talking her is just rude and unwarranted too, IMO.

she doesnt miss a single properly set up bhop in this entire 6 minutes of gameplay...

this is upsetting to watch, how can you have so little control over your mouse and keyboard

oh dude it gets worse. Check out the mastery she displays at absolutely gaining no speed from her "strafes" dispite perfect bhops